Exercise Puns

  • Crunge

    food lunchMy favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

  • Diet Anticipation

    men angryI just want to be as thin as my patience.

  • Doughboy

    Pillsbury Doughboy PunThe Pillsbury Doughboy is my my roll model.

  • Escargot Speed

    snail2I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.

  • Grammar Camp

    tentYou can’t run through a campground – you can only ran because it’s past tents.

  • Heroes

    rowing a row boat.Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.

  • Johann Strauss

    hiker snowJohann Strauss was an avid mountain climber who once waltzed himself into deep trouble. He lost his footing and found himself hanging by his fingertips over a bottomless gorge.

    Another climber heroically came to his rescue and just managed to grab Johann by a strap of his backpack to save the Maestro's life.

    Since then, the act of trying to get out of a seemingly hopeless situation has come to be known as grasping at Strauss.

  • Passive Exercise

    gymI don't go to the gym; I like for things to work themselves out.

  • Pensive Parade

    bullPensive Parade: Running with bulls is a really stupid idea... when you stop and think about it.

  • That Explains It!

    stomachI got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.

  • This is What It's All About

    girlI was addicted to the hokey pokey but I turned myself around.