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Sleeping Illustrations

  • Getting Rid of the Monsters

    doctor3A man visited a psychiatrist to talk about his dreams. "Every night," the man said, "I dream that these three hideous monsters are sitting on the edge of my bed, ready to attack me."

    "Hmmm," said the doctor. "I feel sure I can cure you of this problem. But the treatment will cost you somewhere between twenty-five and thirty thousand dollars."

    "Thirty thousand dollars!" the man gasped. "Never mind getting rid of the monsters, Doctor. I think I'll go home and try to make friends with them!"

  • Rest, Busyness

    sleeping inHelen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules.

    Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"

    "My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."

    "You wake up at six o'clock?"

    "Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."