Sleeping In Jokes

  • sleeping inHelen and Amanda were discussing their busy schedules.

    Helen said, "Amanda, I must ask you something. Every day I feel incredibly run down and tired. And yet, I see you looking as fresh as a rose. I have to know: what's your secret?"

    "My secret? Every morning, without fail, I wake up at six o'clock sharp."

    "You wake up at six o'clock?"

    "Yes, and then I look at the clock, see what time it is, and go back to sleep for another four hours."