Valentine Puns

  • VAlentine puns chocolatesPlease, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol!

    What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
    A hog and kisses!

    Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
    It was Valenswine's Day!