Love Puns

  • engagement ringPosition on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.

  • mirror3Do people think you're a self-absorbed narcissist?

    You'd best take a long, hard look in the mirror.

  • mirror4I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.

  • To err is human, to love divine and moreTo err is human; to purr, feline.
    To err is human; two curs, canine.

    To err is human; to do nothing, benign.
    To err is human; to quit, resign.

    To err is human; to howl, lupine.
    To err is human; to solve, design.

    To err is human; to moo, bovine.
    To err is human; to soothe, calamine.

  • VAlentine puns chocolatesPlease, under no circumstances think that I do not realize the following Valentine puns are anything other than painful and torturous. But for those who like that flavor of the genre, here you go, lol!

    What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
    A hog and kisses!

    Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
    It was Valenswine's Day!

  • snowmanWhat do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?