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Library Jokes

  • Book Page Problem

    doctor4A surgeon goes to return some books he borrowed from the library... The librarian quips after checking the books...

    "Sir your books are always returned with the last page missing in every single book..."

    The surgeon replies, "I can't stop myself from removing an appendix whenever I see one."

  • Encyclopedia Surprise

    encyclopediaWorking as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.

    My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.

    "What are all these books?" he asked.

    Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.

    "Really?" he said. "Someone printed out the whole thing?"