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Adult Education Jokes

  • Battle Hymn of Term Finals

    university buildingMine eyes have seen the horror
    Of the ending of the term
    It has poisoned all my spirits
    Like an apple with a worm
    It's infected all my freedom
    Like an ugly cancer germ
    The truth shall soon be known.

    Chorus: Failure, failure, degradation,
    Failure and humiliation,
    Failure, failure, academia,
    The truth shall soon be known.

  • Encyclopedia Surprise

    encyclopediaWorking as a computer instructor for an adult-education program at a community college, I am keenly aware of the gap in computer knowledge between my younger and older students.

    My observations were confirmed the day a new student walked into our library area and glanced at the encyclopedia volumes stacked on a bookshelf.

    "What are all these books?" he asked.

    Somewhat surprised, I replied that they were encyclopedias.

    "Really?" he said. "Someone printed out the whole thing?"

  • Oneliner #1114

    book ideaTo steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.