I misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).
Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.
Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"
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