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English Oneliners

  • Oneliner #0993

    thesaurusI misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.

  • Oneliner #1094

    roosterDon't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people).

  • Oneliner #1234

    A one-liner about long words.Don't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

  • Patisserie Solicitation

    bakerySaid the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"