Writing One-liners

  • swordfishThe swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild...

    except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

  • computer keyboardDon't use a big word when a singularly unloquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity.

  • thesaurusI misplaced my thesaurus and feel terrible; just terrible, really terrible.

  • suspenseI'm called the master of suspense because

  • hand writeI'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

  • English is the Lingua Franca par excellence!book world

  • pencilsBroken pencils are pointless!