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Memory One-liners

  • Now I live direct deposit to direct deposit.I grew up living paycheck to paycheck; but through hard work, time and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.

  • I like to make lists and leave them at home.I like to make lists; I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and guess what's on them while I'm at the store. Anyone else like to do that too?

  • billMy favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

  • man smileA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • tv oldKids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

  • dog4"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

    - Sue Murphy