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Memory One-liners

  • One-liner #1267

    Now I live direct deposit to direct deposit.I grew up living paycheck to paycheck; but through hard work, time and perseverance I now live direct deposit to direct deposit.

  • Oneliner #0994

    billMy favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

  • Oneliner #1126

    man smileA clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • Oneliner #1188

    tv oldKids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.

  • Oneliner #1194

    dog4"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives."

    - Sue Murphy