I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance . . . .
she leaned over and pushed me.
Thank-you student loans for getting me through university.
I don't think I can ever repay you!
I went out to buy some goose feather pillows, but I found they were so expensive I couldn't even afford the down payment.
My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.
Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments!
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
George: Rich, ME? No, I'm a pauper.
Gracie: Congratulations! Boy or girl?
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford; then I'll move in with them.
One Liner Advice: You should get in on the ground floor before the program gets off the ground.
Choose a degree in something you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life, because that field probably isn't hiring.
My bank has a new service where they will text you your balance; it's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end.
The price of balloons is going up. They blame it on inflation.