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Ageing Puns

  • Never Too Old

    old man 3Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

    "Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

    "No, I don't think it's that."

    "Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

    "No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."

  • Ummm

    book mysteryYou’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.