Ageing Puns

  • woman hair dye“When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.”

  • Menopause PunWhen women get to a certain age they start accumulating cats.

    This is known as the "many paws."

  • old man 3Two elderly gentlemen were visiting.  "I guess you're never too old," the first one boasted. "Why just yesterday a pretty college girl said she'd be interested in dating me.  But to be perfectly honest, I don't quite understand it."

    "Well," said his friend, "you have to remember that nowadays women are more aggressive. They don't mind being the one to ask."

    "No, I don't think it's that."

    "Well, maybe you remind her of her father."

    "No, it's not that either. It's just that she also mentioned something about carbon 14."

  • Peter Pan punWhy is Peter Pan always flying?

    He never, neverlands.

    I like this joke because it never grows old!

  • book mysteryYou’re at a loss for words: don’t worry, maybe it’s just aphasia.