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Starbucks Oneliners

  • Oneliner #0995

    coffee cupSo I just read Starbucks is planning on selling beer and wine; apparently it's getting difficult to sell sober people a $10 cup of coffee.

  • Oneliner #1158

    giraffeA giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself!

  • Oneliner #1162

    coffee manI saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop; he just sat there drinking his coffee... like a psychopath.