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Husband Puns

  • "I Do" Suggestion

    engagement ringPosition on Proposals: Getting down on one knee can be very engaging.

  • Christmastime Separation

    men model plane“Christmas: That time of year when mother has to separate the men from the toys.”

    - Lee Daniel Quinn

  • Coffee Pun 1

    couple coffeeA man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

    The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee."

    The husband said, "Yes, but you are in charge of cooking around here so you should do it because that is your job. I can just wait for my coffee."

    Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should make the coffee."

    Husband replies, "I can't believe that. Show me."

    So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says...

    "Hebrews"

  • Dr. Benchvorkian

    shoppingBuyer Beware: Shopping malls have benches, so guys can sit while they give up the will to live.

  • Flamingo Act

    flamingoWhen my wife wanted me to stop acting like a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

  • Launch Button

    remote controlJust bought a universal remote control.

    This changes everything.

  • No Bologna

    steakBecoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."