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Grammar Oneliners

  • Oneliner #0996

    star trek enterpriseI, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.

  • Oneliner #0999

    suspenseI'm called the master of suspense because

  • Oneliner #1184

    mississippi"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard."

  • Oneliner #1192

    office womanI'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.