I, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.
I'm called the master of suspense because
"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard."
I'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.
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