Grammar One-liners

  • star trek enterpriseI, put commas, in, weird places, so that, you, will, read, this, like William, Shatner.

  • suspenseI'm called the master of suspense because

  • mississippi"I never called you stupid; but when I asked you how you spelled Mississippi, and you asked if I was talking about the river or the state, it just kind of caught me off guard."

  • office womanI'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.