Friendship Puns

  • Close Friends

    blocks with lettersI'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

    I don't know y.

  • Friendly Correction

    boxing glovesCorrection from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.

  • Good Advice

    friends girlsA friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac.

    I told her she should take something for it.

    Feels good to be there for a friend in need.

  • Ozark Bridge Pun

    bridge3There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence.

    They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other.

    "Rufus!" Clarence would shout, "You better thank your lucky stars that I can't swim, er I'd swim this river and whup you!"

  • Skinny Lane

    alleyIf you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.

  • Tofu for Memory

    vegetablesThis girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.