Friendship Puns

  • blocks with lettersI'm close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

    I don't know y.

  • Cloning punA friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning.

    I said, "That makes two of us!"

  • boxing glovesCorrection from a friend can be a difficult blow, but will bring relief to your soul: call it a succour punch.

  • friends girlsA friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac.

    I told her she should take something for it.

    Feels good to be there for a friend in need.

  • Gregorian Chant punSome friends invited me to play "Name That Gregorian Tune,"

    but I don't involve myself in games of chants.

  • bridge3There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence.

    They lived on opposite sides of the river and they hated each other. Every morning, just after sunup, Rufus and Clarence would go down to their respective sides of the river and yell at each other.

    "Rufus!" Clarence would shout, "You better thank your lucky stars that I can't swim, er I'd swim this river and whup you!"

  • alleyIf you’re walking in the narrow space behind my building, you’re right up my alley.

  • vegetablesThis girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

  • cell phoneIt's hard to connect with my King-James-only buddy...

    He refuses to receptus my textus.

  • man thinkingMy friend David lost his ID. Now we just call him Dave.