Quitting Jokes

  • old ladyIf quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead"?

  • window washerThere was a gentleman in the hospital bed next to me. He was covered with bandages from head to toe. 

    I said to him, "What do you do for a living?"

    He said, "I'm a former window washer."

    I asked, "When did you give it up?"

    He said, "Halfway down."