Optometry Puns

  • glassesAs the three ladies picked up a menu, each put on a pair of glasses.

    "I really only need mine for close reading," explained the first.

    Remarked the second, "I only use mine when the light is bad."

    The third confessed, "I rarely wear mine - except when I want to see."

  • optometristOptimistic Optometrist: “They’ll see. They’ll ALL see.”

  • glassesI'm having some vision trouble today: I can't see myself doing anything.