Bathroom One-liners

  • Diarrhea one-linerLaughter is the best medicine - unless you have diarrhea.

  • woman angryIf 4 out of 5 people SUFFERS from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?

  • wash handsI was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.

  • washroomI don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.