Bathroom One-liners

  • Oneliner #0998

    wash handsI was in a bathroom and I saw a sign that said employees must wash hands, but after I waited for what must've been 10 minutes no one came to wash my hands so I did it myself.

  • Oneliner #1103

    washroomI don't care how much you liked the soap - NEVER be caught smelling your fingers while walking out of a public restroom.