Dieting Puns

  • food lunchMy favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

  • men angryI just want to be as thin as my patience.

  • food cholesteralI didn't mean to gain weight.

    It happened by snaccident.

  • spring rollsFinally, my winter fat is gone.

    Now all I have are spring rolls.

  • stomachI got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.

  • weight scale 2I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.