My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.
I just want to be as thin as my patience.
I didn't mean to gain weight.
It happened by snaccident.
Finally, my winter fat is gone.
Now all I have are spring rolls.
I got my stomach by doing as many crunches as I can everyday; usually either Nestle or Captain.
I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.