Eating Puns

  • Glancing Blow

    omega3Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.

  • Grandfather Snack

    clockWhat does a clock do when it's hungry?

    It goes back four seconds.

  • Homage to Fromage

    cheese brieSweet dreams are made of cheese.

    Who am I to dis a brie?

  • Jedi Utensils

    picture of chopsticksLuke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant.

    Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.

    Obi-Wan finally tells him, “Use the forks, Luke." 

  • Minute Meal

    clockYesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.

    Especially when I went back for seconds.

  • No Bologna

    steakBecoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."

  • Party of None

    man dinerLousy Restaurant... I have my reservations.

  • Weight Loss

    weight scale 2I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.