Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me!! Luckily, my injuries were only super fish oil.
What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Who am I to dis a brie?
Luke Skywalker and Obi Wan Kenobe walk into a Chinese Restaurant.
Ten minutes into the meal, Luke is still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere.
Obi-Wan finally tells him, “Use the forks, Luke."
Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.
Especially when I went back for seconds.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge "missed steak."
Lousy Restaurant... I have my reservations.
I know how to lose weight: I just chews not to.