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Canada Jokes

  • CaNaDa

    canada flagBack in the 1800s, Canada's founding fathers gathered to brainstorm and discuss a name for their new country.

    One of the founding fathers really liked what the neighbors to the south did and pitched the idea. "USA is simple. It's catchy. It works. How about if we put the letters of the alphabet in a hockey helmet, pull out three, and that's our name. What do you think, eh?"

  • Learned From a Snowman

    snowman"All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... "

    --It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy.

    --Hold your ground, even when the heat is on.

    --Wearing white is always appropriate.

    --Winter is the best of the four seasons.

  • Lost In Canada

    canada flagAn American and his wife were driving in Canada and got lost on the prairie. After what seemed like forever, they finally came to a city.

    When they saw a gentleman on the sidewalk they pulled up to the curb and the lady wound down her window and asked: "Excuse me, sir.  Where are we?"

    The gentleman replied, "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan."

    The woman rolled up the window, turned to her husband and said,

    "We really are lost. They don't even speak English here!"

  • Pothole Goose

    You know your city works department
    is for the birds when . . .

    pot hole goose

  • Preparing For Ski Season

    ski fallSki season will be here soon! Hence, the following list of exercises to get you prepared:

    16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.

    15. Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use.

    14. Fasten a small, wide rubber band around the top half of your head before you go to bed each night.

  • Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

    milestoneIf the metric system did ever take over, we'd have to change our thinking to the following:

    * A miss is as good as 1.6 kilometers.

    * Put your best 0.3 of a meter forward.

    * Spare the 5.03 meters and spoil the child.

    * Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.

    * Give a man 2.5 centimeters and he'll take 1.06 kilometers.

    * Peter Piper picked 8.8 liters of pickled peppers.