Circumcision Jokes

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    funny circumcision sign

  • Picture of Samurai uniformBack in the time when the Samurai were important, there was a powerful emperor who needed a new chief Samurai, so he sent a declaration throughout the land that he was searching for the very best.

    A year passed, and only 3 people showed up for the trials: a Japanese Samurai, a Chinese Samurai and a Jewish Samurai.

    The emperor asked the Japanese Samurai to demonstrate why he should be the Chief Samurai.

    The Japanese Samurai opened a match box,and out flew a bumblebee. Whoosh! went his razor sharp sword, and the bumblebee dropped dead on the ground in 2 pieces. The emperor exclaimed: "This is most impressive!"