Amish Jokes

  • Amish LawAn Amish man answered a knock on his door one morning. An electric company worker handed him a piece of paper stating that the electric company would like to run a power line through his pasture.

    The Amish man said, "No."

    "Legally, that paper says we can." replied the worker.

    As he turned and left returning to his co-workers in the field, the Amish man went to his barn and turned his bull into the pasture.

    As the bull rumbled toward the workers in the field, the Amish man hollered, "Show HIM your paper!"

  • amish buggyTop Ten Amish Spring Break Activities:

    10. Drink molasses 'til you heave.

    9. Wet bonnet contest.

    8. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.

    7. Buttermilk kegger.