Chemistry Puns

  • chemistryWanna talk about Sodium? Na

    Nitric Oxide? NO

    Potassium? K

    Can we talk about Sulfer, Uranium and Rhenium now?  SURe

    How about Oxygen, Hydrogen, Sulfer, Sodium and Phosphorous? OH SNaP!

  • Cloning punA friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning.

    I said, "That makes two of us!"

  • chemistryWhen chemists die, they barium.

  • periodic table#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.

  • question markThis "Isotope Fear" pun appeared empty in the last mailing. The pun was accidentally deleted and for the half-life of me I can't remember what it was.

    So if you have a suggestion for a pun that could go with this title, please send it to This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

  • water boil2R.I.P. boiled water; you will be mist.