logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Drug Jokes

  • Can Cure

    doctor3A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help.

    On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good, either.

    On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

    "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia."

    "I know," said his physician, "I can cure pneumonia."

  • Drug Dealer Tax Help

    randall county sheriff badgeAttention Drug Dealers operating in the Randall County area: Tax Season is upon you!

    With the April 15th deadline rapidly approaching, we know how hard it can be for you to provide a detailed accounting of your business related income and expenses. Could that late night trip to a remote parking lot be a business expense? Can you claim mileage if using a stolen vehicle for business transactions? What about the expensive spray paint used to redecorate it? Is there a deduction available for the bond money you will need after responding to this offer?

  • Mary J. Bovine

    cow2Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

    It was the pot calling the cattle back.