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Hygiene Jokes

  • Bathroom Accident

    tooth brush"I dropped the toothpaste!"

    - says Tom, crestfallen

  • Rescue Mom

    child boyMy son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

    So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage.

    Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

    He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

  • Rub-a-Dub Song

    showerheadSinging in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it just becomes a soap opera!

  • The Mystery Of Women

    womanI know I'm never going to understand women.

    I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root . . . .

    and still be afraid of a spider.