Psychology Puns

  • freudThere is no "i" in "ego."

  • friends girlsA friend confided in me she's a kleptomaniac.

    I told her she should take something for it.

    Feels good to be there for a friend in need.

  • hamburger helperHamburger Helper: It works, but only if the hamburger is ready to accept the fact that it needs help.

  • fisheyeFish Eyes:

    Windows to the sole.

  • mirror4I love this guy in the mirror: but that’s just me.

  • doctor officeThe psychiatrist's receptionist went to her boss and said, "Doctor, there's a man in the office who thinks he's invisible."

    The psychiatrist replied, "Tell him I can't see him."

  • selfie stickPeople who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

  • spongeThat SpongeBob: so self-absorbed.

  • trojan horseA Spanish King was being attacked constantly by warlords. He called his advisors together and asked them to come up with a solution.

    One said, "Remember the Greeks and the Trojan Horse?"

    "Let's find out what the warlords like and we'll do the same trick."

    "We know they won't eat pork, so a pig is not the answer. Chickens! They love chickens and eggs."

  • book1Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly but by the end I really liked it.

  • student1You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...

    then you energy!

  • bus interiorIn order to catch a bus, one must first learn to think like a bus.

  • moped"I hate being half bicycle - half motorcycle," he moped.