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Math Puns

  • Angles

    man coldAre you cold??

    Go sit in the corner; it's 90 degrees!

    ... Isn't that acute joke?

  • Engineering Fact

    onionsEngineering Fact: An opinion without 3.14 is an onion.

    You'll understand.

  • Geometry

    triangleGeometry: Without it life is pointless.

  • Math Coffee

    coffee cupWhen a mathematician tells you he makes a mean cup of coffee, he means average.

  • Math Decorator

    living roomHey Archimedes, I love what you've done with displace!

  • Math Pun 1

    Cornbread is square.Pi R squared.

    Nooo! Pie R round; cornbread R square.

  • Null Armstrong

    zeroTo the guy who invented "zero"... Thanks for nothing!

  • Park Pun

    Playing at a playgroundWe took my sons, ages seven and five, up to Friendship Park for a picnic.

    My seven year old read the sign with all the playground rules to his brother.

    "Do not jump on the merry-go-round when in motion."

    "Go down the slide while sitting, only."

    "Only one child on a swing at a time."

  • Roman Numeral Amnesia

    Roman numeral number 12I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals.

    I'm LIVID.