Zombie One-liners

  • Oneliner #1019

    shoe lacesIf I was a mortician I'd tie the shoe laces of dead people together, so if there ever was a zombie apocalypse it would be hilarious.

  • Oneliner #1138

    man afraidIf you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie; after a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore.