Love Oneliners

  • Oneliner #1037

    couple2The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.

  • Oneliner #1052

    rings weddingLove may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  • Oneliner #1071

    dog oliver"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown

  • Oneliner #1101

    man grumpy2I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.