Love One-liners

  • One-liner #1265

    Why would Cupid be chosen to represent Valentines Day?I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentines Day... when I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a medieval weapon.

  • One-liner #1266

    What makes a girl beautiful?Do you love me because I am beautiful or I am I beautiful because you love me?

  • Oneliner #1037

    couple2The trouble with you is that there's nothing wrong with you.

  • Oneliner #1052

    rings weddingLove may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.

  • Oneliner #1071

    dog oliver"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -  Unknown

  • Oneliner #1101

    man grumpy2I wish I loved anything as much as I hate almost everything.