I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

When chemists die, they barium.

#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

A day without sunshine is like, night.

If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe.

Now say that again, slowly.

I know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.

You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...

then you energy!