Science One-liners

  • Einstein punEinstein developed a theory about space;

    and it was about time too.

  • Cloning punA friend of mine said she didn't understand cloning.

    I said, "That makes two of us!"

  • book mysteryI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

  • chemistryWhen chemists die, they barium.

  • periodic table#121 Um 298.7 - the element of confusion.

  • rock fluoriteThe meaning of opaque is unclear.

  • question markThis "Isotope Fear" pun appeared empty in the last mailing. The pun was accidentally deleted and for the half-life of me I can't remember what it was.

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  • speed of dark one-linerOK, so what's the speed of dark?

  • atomQuantum mechanics: the dreams stuff is made of.

  • man thinkingThe human brain is amazing; it functions 24/7 from the day we're born and only stops when you're taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

  • sponges2I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

  • nightA day without sunshine is like, night.

  • glareIf you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced; that's why people with no sense of humor have an increased sense of self-importance.

  • personA conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

  • couple5The "Flat Earth Society" has members all around the globe.

    Now say that again, slowly.

  • Scientist one linersAdvice #5:

    Research administrators should support artificial intelligence; after all, what have they to lose?

  • popI know a lot about pop; I guess you could say I'm a Fizzisist.

  • student1You matter, unless you multiply yourself by the speed of light...

    then you energy!