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Occupation Puns

  • Florida News

    alligatorFlorida News: Now they are using alligators to make belts....

    It's amazing what you can get alligators to do.

  • Good for Nothing

    children snow"My dad is a doctor. I can get sick for nothing," bragged one little boy.

    "Big deal," said his friend. "My dad is a minister, and I can be good for nothing." 

  • Hospital Wing

    A panel of doctors was asked for their opinions concerning a proposal to build a new wing to their hospital. This was what they said:

    doctor4The Allergists voted to scratch it. 

    The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. 

    The Psychiatrists thought it was madness. 

    The Radiologists could see right through it. 

    The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it. 

  • Job Market Survey

    plumb lineSurveying the job market: Look for a plumb assignment hanging weights from a string.

  • Party of None

    man dinerLousy Restaurant... I have my reservations.

  • Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps

    face puzzledI used to be indecisive. But now I am not so sure.

  • Tool Progress

    shovel2The invention of the shovel was ground breaking, but it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation. You will agree however, that it was the wheel that really got things rolling.