Time Puns

  • Boxing Pun

    boxing glovesBoxers who are always on time, for their bouts are very punchual.

  • Cummerbund O'Clock

    watch faceI combined all of my wrist watches to make a belt!

    It's a complete waist of time!

  • Emperor Disappointment

    It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my Universal Remote Control did not, in fact, control the Universe. (Not even remotely.)

  • Escargot Speed

    snail2I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.

  • Grandfather Snack

    clockWhat does a clock do when it's hungry?

    It goes back four seconds.

  • Minute Meal

    clockYesterday, I ate a clock. It was very time consuming.

    Especially when I went back for seconds.

  • Night-time Discovery

    nightI stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

  • Perkatory

    coffee cupPerkatory: That awful time spent waiting for the first cup of coffee to be ready.

  • Peter Pun

    Peter Pan punWhy is Peter Pan always flying?

    He never, neverlands.

    I like this joke because it never grows old!

  • Planet Happiness

    earthRotating earth: You made my day.