Ocean Puns

  • Colorful Collision

    purpleA blue ship crashed with a red ship.

    The survivors were marooned.

  • Cruise Pun

    cruise shipMen, if you went on a cruise ship during your summer vacation and you met a woman and fell in love, here's some advice my wise old Uncle Waldo once told me:

    "There's a 50/50 chance that someday you'll wind up very she sick."

  • Glass Skipper

    dolphinGlass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.

  • Singing Scuba Divers

    eel morayDean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."