A blue ship crashed with a red ship.
The survivors were marooned.
Men, if you went on a cruise ship during your summer vacation and you met a woman and fell in love, here's some advice my wise old Uncle Waldo once told me:
"There's a 50/50 chance that someday you'll wind up very she sick."
Glass Dolphin: clarity of porpoise.
Dean Martin as a scuba instructor: "That's a moray."