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Phone Oneliners

  • Oneliner #1032

    phone number buttonsIf you answer the phone and say, "Hello, you're on the air" most telemarketers will hang up quickly.

  • Oneliner #1075

    phone helpCaller ID should be more detailed: "Wants Help Moving," "Going to Whine," "Will Ask to Borrow Money."

  • Oneliner #1077

    cell phoneI don't own a cell phone or a pager; I just hang around everyone I know, all the time and if someone wants to get hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.

    - Mitch Hedberg