Church Puns

  • Christening Ink

    baby in white"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy.

    Their choice of decorative script is, as one archbishop observed, the closest some of these people will ever get to a font."

  • Clergy Types

    priestForgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have synonymed.

  • Denim Tribe

    jeans2It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.

  • Praise Pick

    church1Between Pentecostal and Baptist worship styles, I prefer Baptist, hands down.