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Church Puns

  • Christening Ink

    baby in white"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy.

    Their choice of decorative script is, as one archbishop observed, the closest some of these people will ever get to a font."

  • Clergy Types

    priestForgive me, Father, Pastor, Vicar, Padre, Priest... for I have synonymed.

  • Denim Tribe

    jeans2It makes sense for worship leaders to wear jeans. In the Bible, the musicians at the Temple were all descendants of Levi's.

  • Pope Pun 2

    priestHans Grapje was raised in a Catholic school in The Hague and, as a young man, aspired to become a priest, but was drafted into the Army during WWII and spent two years co-piloting B17s until his aircraft was shot down in 1943 and he lost his left arm.

    Captain Grapje spent the rest of the war as a chaplain, giving spiritual aid to soldiers, both Allied and enemy. After the war, he became a priest, serving as a missionary in Africa, piloting his own plane (in spite of his handicap) to villages across the continent.

  • Praise Pick

    church1Between Pentecostal and Baptist worship styles, I prefer Baptist, hands down.