Font Puns

  • baby in white"Traditional christening services are being replaced by ceremonies where the newborn's name will be tattooed on some part of one or both parents' anatomy.

    Their choice of decorative script is, as one archbishop observed, the closest some of these people will ever get to a font."

  • lettersComic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says,

    "We don't serve your type here!"