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Enjoy today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is no new page on the Cybersalt site today, but since it's summer in the Northern Hemisphere (don't worry southerners, it's on the way back) here's a classic "already on the site page." You'll find "Cat Summer"
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-summer

Enjoy today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Enjoy today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Today's new entry in the FunBlog is an amazing freestyle yo-yo performance. Seriously, check out "Not your Grandpa's Yo-Yo Competition" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/not-your-grandpa-s-yo-yo-competition

Also, I haven't forgotten it's April Fools' day. I am simply unable to do any practical jokes until the court order is lifted and that can't happen until I pay off the final $237,000 in damages (thankfully that is in Canadian dollars.)

But, the judge didn't say I can't put things on my web sites about April Fools' day so I've added a devotional by Dr. James Snyder.  You can read "Acting a Fool Is a Full-Time Occupation" at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/acting-a-fool-is-a-full-time-occupation 

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There is a new entry in the FunBlog on the Cybersalt Site today.  It pretty much defies adequate description so just check out "King of the ribbon of steel" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/king-of-the-steel-ribbon

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There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Basically, don't let Harry fix your hot water problem. You will see why in "Candlelight Vigil" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/candlelight-vigil

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When is the best time to trick your sister into thinking the zombie apocalypse has begun?  When you are bringing her home after she has had her wisdom teeth removed and before the drugs have worn off - that's when. To see two brothers who already knew this check out the newest addition to the FunBlog - "Apocalypse Brothers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/apocalypse-brothers

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I am sure that there are many fine people who work for United Airlines - the airline currently getting hammered online for dragging a paying customer off a flight that was oversold - and my sympathies are with them. Undoubtedly, however, the bigwigs at United Airlines touched a nerve for travelers whose nerves have been touched far too much in recent years by many airlines (but not WestJet I am happy to say!) So, in keeping with the catharsis of the culture, today you'll find "In-flight Service" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/in-flight-service

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Cat Cup" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-cup

Also, for those of you who have web sites that run on Joomla, there are 5 new Basic Joomla Tutorials on the site at:
www.cybersalt.org/blogs/totally-tim/joomla

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

There is a new Funny Church Sign on the Cybersalt site today. You'll find "Time to Visit" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/time-to-visit

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There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. When watching planes land you may not want to be absolutely under them. You'll see why in "Flying Low" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/flying-low 

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Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is risen!

My messages from Palm Sunday and Good Friday are now on the Westside Bible Church Site:

You can listen to "Missing Jesus" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/easter/missing-jesus

You can listen to "Good Friday Gulf" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/easter/good-friday-gulf

You will also find a number of past Easter Sunday messages at:
www.westsidefamily.org/tag/319-easter-sunday-sermons

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everybody.

Today on the Cybersalt Site Rev. James Snyder has an idea on how to add some wisdom to politics. You can read "Who's Smarter Than A Fifth-Grader?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/who-s-smarter-than-a-fifth-grader 

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If you have ever waited patiently for someone to return with food to cook for supper, you'll understand how the bear in the newest Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site feels.  You'll find "Salmon Wait" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/salmon-wait 

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I will be at the dentist office at some point today and while there I think I may try to keep today's  newest addition to the FunBlog front of mind.  You know why if you check out "Baby, Dog, and Popcorn" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/baby-dog-and-popcorn

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There is a new funny car picture on the Cybersalt site today. Being married to a trades-person isn't always the blessing some imagine, as you will see in "Plumber Repair" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/plumber-repair 

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Sunday greetings everyone.

Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/all-my-friends-are-getting-old

One of our church's elders preached last week and the recording of his sermon is now on the Westside Bible Church website. Dr. David Schaafsma knows a bunch about blind spots - both physical and spiritual.  You can listen to "Blind Spots" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/blind-spots

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

A happy 24th birthday to our youngest child, Esther Bunny Driver! How our youngest can be 24 is a mystery to me, but we did feed her regularly for the first 22 years of her life so that's probably part of it.

There is a new funny picture on the Cybersalt site. To see a man who won't need two shoes for very long check out "Shoe Holster" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/shoe-holster 

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Today's Funny Car Picture on the Cybersalt site reminds us that you can still love the car you've got even if don't have the car you'd love.  You'll find "Love Your Ride" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/love-your-ride

There is also a new Rev. James Snyder devotional on the site today. James had something "good" happen that made up for some of the bad days that come along. You'll find "Life Does Have Its Compensations – Occasionally" at:
www.cybersalt.org/blogs/life-does-have-its-compensations-occasionally 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new FunBlog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Even if you aren't a fan of Track and Field events, give this video a watch to enjoy the triumph of the finish and the very entertaining commentary as the race is called. You'll find "What a Finish!!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/what-a-finish

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

If you ever accidentally set someone on fire may we suggest you apologize in a way that doesn't involve heat? This "Sorry Cake" probably misses the mark:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/sorry-cake 

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Sunday greetings everyone.

There is a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site today. James has a black eye, which gives rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lol.  You can read "Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/black-eye-causes-quandary-of-the-first-order

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everyone.

There is a new devotional from Rev. James Snyder on the Cybersalt Site today. James says he has lost his mind and doesn't really miss it. You can read more at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/i-lost-my-mind-but-i-really-haven-t-missed-it 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

There is a new Funny Car picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Well, it's actually a pickup truck and when you see it you will know why people want to pass it as quickly as possible. Check out "Toot Truck" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/toot-truck 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

If you have a friend who will stand up for you when others are against you, you'll enjoy the newest Funny Sign Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Check out "Bill Posters" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/bill-posters

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

There is a new Funny Cat Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Decatinated" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/decatinated 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

While preparing last Sunday's mailing, there was once again an error between my keyboard and my seat. The result was that last Thursday's news was repeated and Sunday's Cybersalt News did not appear.

Because of that you didn't know that there was a new James Snyder devotional on the Cybersalt site. James got a black eye, which gave rise to this 5th devotional with the word "quandary" in the title, lol.  You can still read "Black Eye Causes Quandary of the First Order" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/black-eye-causes-quandary-of-the-first-order

Tax day in the USA is now past. Tax day in Canada is only days away. Whether you are late or almost on time, these two "Simple Tax Forms" may simplify your filing.

Simplified US Tax Form
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/simplified-us-tax-forms

Simplified Canadian Tax Form
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/simplified-canadian-tax-form

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new Funblog entry on the Cybersalt Site today. Is it because they have a short memory or good memory? You decide when you watch "Babies Going Through Tunnels" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/babies-going-through-tunnels 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

There is a new Funny Dog Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. It shows a dog that has mastered 50% of "sit and stay." Check out "Half Stay" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/half-stay 

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everyone!

Today on the Cybersalt Site there is a new devotional from my good, personal, lives across the gravel pit from me friend, Dr. Harold McNabb. "Go Slow!" is the story of a very personal encounter Harold had with God through prayer.  You can read it at:
http://www.cybersalt.org/dr-harold-mcnabb/slow-down 

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There is a new Funny Bike Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. Some tread water while others tread faces; you'll see what I mean when you check out "Face Tread" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/face-tread

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing! ~ Pastor Tim

There is a new Funny Car Pictures on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Warm the Truck Up" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-car-pictures/warm-the-truck-up

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

There is a new Funny Military Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. You will find "Major Wedgie" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/major-wedgie 

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There is a new entry in the FunBlog today. If you like cows and jazz music, you'll really like "Jazz for Cows" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/jazz-for-cows 

There is also a new Inspiring Video on the Cybersalt Site. J. I. Packer asks some challenging and inspiring questions in "Taking God Seriously" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funblog/jazz-for-cows

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Any youngest kids out there?  Ever get a cake like the one in today's newest funny picture on the Cybersalt Site. You'll find "Youngest Cake" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/youngest-cake

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

Believe me, the irony that the link for yesterday's inspirational video "Taking God Seriously" was actually the link for "Jazz Cows" was not lost on me. The correct link is:
www.cybersalt.org/videos/taking-god-seriously

There is also a new Funny Computer Picture on the Cybersalt site today.  You'll find "You've Got Mail - Old School!" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/you-ve-got-mail-old-school

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There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today. To see why there are fewer dirty dishes when dad is watching the kids go to "Dirty Dishes" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/dirty-dishes

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There is a new Funny Picture on the Cybersalt Site today; it's a sign your city works crew is for the birds.  You'll find "Pothole Goose" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pothole-goose 

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Palm Sunday greetings everyone. If you missed church today, or re looking for more Palm Sunday messages, you will find 7 Palm Sunday sermons on the page at:

www.westsidefamily.org/tag/212-palm-sunday-sermons

Rev. James Snyder's friends are getting old and he is perfectly happy to keep up with them. You can read "All My Friends Are Getting Old" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/the-high-cost-of-speaking-your-mind

My message from last week has been uploaded to the Westside Bible Church website. You can listen to "Sarah and Abraham - Hall of Faith" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/sarah-and-abraham-hall-of-faith

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Happy 3rd birthday to our grandson Torre!

Even though the Cybersalt Newsletters have not been going out for some time, that doesn't mean there weren't new pages added to the Cybersalt Site.  To catch up on some of those (including a new Jeanne Robertson routine) head on over to the the FunBlog page at:
www.cybersalt.org/entertainment/funblog

Remember too, you can always get notifications about new Cybersalt pages (and other great pages we share) by following Cybersalt on FaceBook:
www.facebook.com/cybersaltsite

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!
For the whole Chicken Thursday explanation check out:
www.cybersalt.org/news/the-story-of-chicken-thursday

For those of you who tend to get in trouble for forgetting Valentine's day, Valentine's day is this Sunday. When you do remember it, please don't remembering it like this guy did:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/valentines-back

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It's a few days late for the best timing of this Cybersalt classic funny sign picture (which I actually took of a friend's church in 2009). Just the same, the idea of shoving pancakes has as fun ring to it any time of the year:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/pancakes-on-tuesday

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If you do not like puns do not go to Cybersalt's Valentine Pun page at:
www.cybersalt.org/clean-puns/valentine-puns

If you do like to read flame e-mails I am sent because some people can't take a joke, head on over to the Hall of Flames where you can read the latest addition "Not Foxy Enough":
www.cybersalt.org/hall-of-flames/not-foxy-enough

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There is a new Funny Cat Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Cat Antlers" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-cat-pictures/cat-antlers 

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There is a new Funny Picture on Cybersalt site today. You will find "Remove Child" at:
www.cybersalt.org/funny-pictures/remove-child 

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Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

I am happy to announce that a few months ago Cybersalt acquired the domain www.cybersalt.com. In 1998, I missed buying that domain by 11 months and so I bought www.cybersalt.org instead. However, the owner of www.cybersalt.com contacted me late last year to sell it and we negotiated a price.

The timing of this was excellent because I was looking for a way to better promote the web design, web hosting,and consulting side of Cybersalt. The new site is still a work in progress, but I do have a splash page and contact form ready for anyone who wants to know more or contact me further about their web needs. I've even joined the Westshore Chamber of Commerce. So if you are curious, interested, or want to refer someone to check out what Cybersalt offers, the address is www.cybersalt.com.

And don't worry, the www.cybersalt.org site (with more that 17,000 pages on it and growing) will continue to serve the content Cybersaltines have come to enjoy for over 18 and half years!.

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!

There is a new Funny Sign picture on the Cybersalt Site today. I think we have all wanted help with a spider at one time or another in our lives. This note is from a person who was having a hard time getting their mail because of one. You will find "Spider Note" at
www.cybersalt.org/funny-signs/spider-note

Today, I'm also featuring another video from Knight Designs. A few weeks ago there were some interesting reactions to "How I Beat the Emotional Blocks to Decluttering & Downsizing." Today`s video is "Decluttering: My 7 Top Practical Tips for Getting it Done." I really like that Deedee is practical and kind in how she gives advice and tips on making more space in our lives around us. You can watch this latest one at:
www.cybersalt.org/inspiration/decluttering-my-7-top-practical-tips-for-getting-it-done

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings everyone.

Rev. James Snyder seems to be obsessed with time lately, but then again, time has been messing with him; especially on a recent shopping trip his wife sent him on. You can read "Where in the World Does Time Go?" at:
www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/where-in-the-world-does-time-go

Also, the Westside Bible Church website has been updated with the audio recording of my sermon from last Sunday. You can listen to "Groan" at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/groan

Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!

~ Pastor Tim

Sunday greetings!

Ok, I hope you were sitting down when you saw the Cybersalt Digest in your e-mail inbox again. Just over a month ago I sent out a mailing letting you all know the Cybersalt Digest was going to resume going out and here it is.

One of the main reasons for there being no issues since Last February was because someone used the "report spam" button with their e-mail provider to stop getting the digest - instead of using the unsubscribe link at the end of each mailing. When enough people do that the big companies start blocking the cybersaltlists.org domain and then I have to go to circus school to learn the gymnastics I must go through to get them to realize I'm not a spammer. I never add peoples' e-mail address to any of my newsletters unless they have directly and specifically requested it. This is a very old policy for Cybersalt - so old it bears a young picture of me from 1998 - www.cybersalt.org/policies/anti-spam-policy 

Related to the Digest resuming circulation is the fact that Mrs. Cybersalt (who is reading this over my shoulder and has already overridden two really funny things I was going to say at this point) is learning how to put my material together and send it out.

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It has been a long time since I've sent this newsletter out, so if you were glad it was long gone and I just wrecked your new year by sending it, just scroll to the bottom and use the unsubscribe link. Otherwise:

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and Happy New Years everybody!

Cybersalt is back with a new resolve (pun intended) to reinvigorate and reactivate the mission of Cybersalt Communications. My goal for 2015 is "To do less and accomplish more."  Speaking of New Years resolutions, make sure you at least focus on the ones that matter - the ones that are on track in the first place. That's one of the points I made in my message last week.  You can listen to it at:
www.westsidefamily.org/messages/resolution-focus

And of course, if you do stumble a bit in your resolve don't be too "ruff" on yourself - as the New Years dog reminds us once again this year!
www.cybersalt.org/funny-dog-pictures/happy-new-year-dog

That's all the news for now. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing.