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Sausage Puns

  • Sausage Fear

    liverwurst sausageI have a phobia of German sausage.

    I fear the wurst.

  • Seabird Sausage

    800px Crested Tern Tasmania editNever thought my butcher would turn a sea bird into sausage: but then he took a tern for the wurst.