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Pet Puns

  • Escargot Speed

    snail2I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.

  • Far-Fetched

    dog ballA dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.

  • Hip Hop Culture

    rabbit"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits."

  • Safari Lesson

    lion"That's the last time I pet a lion!"

    - said Tom offhandedly