Pet Puns

  • snakeWhat do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?

    A π-thon.

  • snail2I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster; if anything, it made him more sluggish.

  • dog ballA dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away: seems pretty far-fetched.

  • rabbit"I'm surprised that the hip-hop culture hasn't caught on with rabbits."

  • lion"That's the last time I pet a lion!"

    - said Tom offhandedly