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Zoo Jokes

  • tortoiseA young man was a very slow worker and subsequently found it difficult to hold down a job.

    After a visit to the employment office, he was offered work at the local zoo.

    When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.

    Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the gate open.

    "Where are the tortoises?" he asked.

    "I can't believe it," said the new employee, "I just opened the door and whoosh, they were gone!"

  • kangaroo2A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo.

    Knowing that he could hop pretty high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. However, the next morning the kangaroo was out again, just roaming around the zoo.

    The zoo officials raised the height of the fence to twenty feet. Again, however, the next morning the kangaroo was again roaming around the zoo.

    This kept on, night after night, until the fence was sixty feet high.
    Finally, the camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"

    The kangaroo replied, "Probably a hundred feet, unless somebody starts locking the gate at night!!"