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Bus Jokes

  • Bus Manners

    bus interiorA young mother was riding the bus with her four year old boy when he suddenly blurted out so that everyone in the bus could hear, "Look mom, see that man's nose, it looks soooo funny!"

    The mother was quite embarrassed and scolded her son. Then she whispered to him that if there was something he wanted to say about someone then he had to wait until they got home or at least where nobody could hear them, so that nobody would be sad.

  • Scheduled Shot

    golf teeAt a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left.

    The first golfer teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway.

    As they all stood in amazement, one man asked him, "How on earth did you do that?"

    He shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."