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Teacher One Liners

  • Literary Pisces

    swordfishThe swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild...

    except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

  • Oneliner #1095

    math4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

  • Oneliner #1108

    dog sleeping "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."

    - Robert Benchley

  • Oneliner #1115

    math42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  • Oneliner #1192

    office womanI'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.

  • Oneliner #1233

    man afraidMy dad would swear then say, "Excuse my French!" 

    One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.

  • Patisserie Solicitation

    bakerySaid the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"

  • Stubby Purpose

    pencilsBroken pencils are pointless!