The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild...
except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.
My dad would swear then say, "Excuse my French!"
One day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and I raised my hand.
4 out of 3 people struggle with math.
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I'm as good at making similes as someone who is really good at making similes.
Said the Thesaurus at the bakery, "I'd like a synonym bun!"
Broken pencils are pointless!
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