What WAS the best thing 'before' sliced bread?
Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Gonna stop making arbitrary deadlines: starting today.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
I was born to be wild, but only until around 9 pm or so.
I used to just crastinate, but I got so good, I went pro!
Kids today don't know how easy they have it: when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
One Liner Advice: Don't give up hope; there's a chance the inevitable won't happen.
Sadly, the days of people using proper English are went.
"I thought growing older would take longer."