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Dinner Jokes

  • First Date

    dinner dateA young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do?

    His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?"

    He thought this was a great strategy, and a week later, the woman came to dinner. His mother called the next day to see how things had gone.

    "I was totally humiliated," he moaned. "She insisted on washing the dishes."

    "What's wrong with that?" asked his mother.

    "We hadn't started eating yet."

  • Fishy Dinner

    fisheyeA friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring their children.

    All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker's three-year-old girl stared at the man sitting across from her.

    The girl could hardly eat her food from staring.

    The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to just ignore her but finally it was too much for him. He asked her, "Why are you staring at me?"