I wanted to go jogging this morning but Proverbs 28:1 says "the wicked run when no one is chasing them," so there goes that.
Turn your trip to the grocery store into a ninja challenge by shopping strictly out of other people's carts when they're not looking.
Dodgeball: America's twist on stoning.
Never bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.
"We don't have a home-run hitter."
- Tom, ruthlessly
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me!
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