Sport One-liners

  • Oneliner #1066

    ball basketDodgeball: America's twist on stoning.

  • Oneliner #1073

    runnerNever bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.

  • Oneliner #1093

    sky diverIf at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.

  • Oneliner #1135

    man large1If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.

  • Oneliner #1208

    exercise treadmillUnless you fell off the treadmill and smashed your face, nobody wants to hear about your workout.

  • Player Deficit

    baseball field"We don't have a home-run hitter."

    - Tom, ruthlessly

  • Sports Close-up

    baseballI wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.

    Then it hit me!