Conflict One-liners

  • Coworker Support

    dog lazyOne day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defense.

    "Sir," she interjected, "are you aware of what happens to aggressive males in this office?"

  • One-liner #1254

    Treachery one-linerAs far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

  • Oneliner #1073

    runnerNever bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.

  • Oneliner #1089

    car w driver2You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  • Oneliner #1091

    dog7A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • Oneliner #1123

    dog sleeping"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

    - August Strindberg

  • Oneliner #1129

    man grumpyIf there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

  • Oneliner #1168

    man afraidI'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.