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Conflict One-liners

  • dog lazyOne day at the veterinarian's office where I take my dog,  the receptionist and a man were verbally sparring with one another. After a few tense moments, a technician came to her co-worker's defense.

    "Sir," she interjected, "are you aware of what happens to aggressive males in this office?"

  • Treachery one-linerAs far as I'm concerned, treachery will sometimes bring loyalty into question.

  • Great dane and chihuahua"Things that upset a chihuahua may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane."

    - Smiley Blanton

  • silver bullets one-linerSaw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning - or possibly just a very hairy guy; either way, the silver bullets worked.

  • man outragedThe last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on the list.

  • runnerNever bring a downhill run to an uphill battle.

  • car w driver2You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

  • dog7A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

  • dog sleeping"I loathe people who keep dogs; they are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

    - August Strindberg

  • man grumpyIf there's one thing I can't stand, it's intolerance.

  • man afraidI'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces every now and then.