This year, I resolve to...
- Gain weight; at least 30 pounds.
- Stop exercising; waste of time.
- Read less; makes you think.
- Watch more TV; I've been missing some good stuff.
- Procrastinate more; starting tomorrow.
As in many homes on New Year's Day, my wife and I faced the annual conflict of which was more important - the football games on television, or the dinner itself. To keep peace, I ate dinner with the rest of the family, and even lingered for some pleasant after-dinner conversation before retiring to the family room to turn on the game. Several minutes later, my wife came downstairs and graciously even brought a cold drink for me. She smiled, kissed me on the cheek and asked what the score was. I told her it was the end of the third quarter and that the score was still nothing to nothing. "See?" she said, continuing to smile, "You didn't miss a thing."
"800 X 600 would be too cramped. 1024 X 768 wouldn't be bad but would still be somewhat restrictive. 1920 X 1200. Those are dimensions I would love. Mom's asked us to choose resolutions for the New Year."Foxtrot, by Bill Amend
What is my New Years resolution?
I'll probably keep it at 1280x1024 like always.
Thanks for asking.
To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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