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Toy Jokes

  • Toy Disclaimers

    toys copy*Toy Disclaimers*

    * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.

    * Warning: This fad will disappear in 6 weeks.

    * Caution: Care Bears do not actually care very much.

    * Warning: This toy produces substantially less childish glee in real life than it does in the TV commercial.

    * Some dismemberment may occur.

    * Do not purchase this toy at all.  Put it back on the shelf!  NOW!!  Just walk away, timid little man.

  • Toy Return

    store toy"Hey, where can I find the Terminator action figures?"

    "Aisle B, back."